Crusoe Had It Easy (18+)

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or, "Help! I Have Through No Fault of My Own Found Myself Inadvertently Stranded on a Desert Island in the Tropics with My Hopelessly Hot Cousin"

A beautifully non-compressed HD version of this game (as well as our other releases) are available to all our backers on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/marblesyrup

If you think even mild incest is a little bit yucky, type the cheat code "notsoclose" on the main screen (after clicking inside the game) before starting a new game and you'll play as Sophie's friend, instead of her cousin. We have a bunch of other cheats also available to our backers, including turning Sophie into an elf and changing the setting to a modern day Tolkien thing, turning her into a catgirl, etc.

8/16: New version, more bugs and typos fixed.


why why
"i woke up with a boner the size of mt fuji"
i wanna know
how the heck did you come up with that
also early on in the game my thoughts pretty good

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finaly got a cheat to work try hitting enter after typeing

I got regrets...
I came here to fap, not to cry!!!
Still an awesome game.

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i only got 2 endings and i would like some help on how to get the other endings. either way it's a really nice game.

Good writting but the art is a bummer for me. I just don't think Sophie is any attractive. She looks like a 10 year old with boobs but after reading the commentary, I get that she's reskinned from a older game featuring a kid or very young looking character that the artist who did the character artwork for this game worked on. I understand this since it's a flash game but my guess is, if you could have those beautiful backgrounds, you also could have had a Sophie that isn't all flat and doesn't have a gigantic head. It's a real bummer because the player insists she's the sexiest thing ever and she got boobs and curves. Dude, she doesn't. I don't wanna sound as if I am judgemental of this body type but the game insistes Sophie is things that she is not. Although I am no fan of lolicon, I understand others like it and as long as they don't go for actual childreen, that's fine so I'd understand this game isn't made for my liking if it embraced the way Sophie actually looks like instead of insisting she has a hot adult body with tits and all. What I mean is, in terms of writting, this game would have been a lot better if the player was like " Man, my cousin has such a tiny little body for her age but I think it's cute, but I sure am not into lolis and I'm totally not lying! ". I can guess you had something different in mind for what kind of waifu Sophie would be, but to me it's kinda cheating to play her as this popular college girl with a sexy a developed body when the character design doesn't fit this description at all. The only time where she looks like this is when they talk before the bang, but even then, it looks anatomically incorect. My advise is that if you find yourselves in these kind of limitations again, try to work around them rather than escape from them. Also, maybe the general public doesn't care for this, but as a pretencious artist myself I think the coloring on Sophie is reminiscent of crappy 2000's digitally colored anime. Personally, I wouldn't have gone with that greenish blonde hair and dark blue eyes. But the writting is really good, you actually believe the player really thinks Sophie is the sexiest thing ever. Which again, could have worked much better if the game acknowledged he must be into lolicon or moe hentai. And again, the backgrounds are beautiful. They have a natural oil paint feel to them and are beautifuly collored and have a fluffy feel to them too. Unlike most visual novels backgrounds which are just lifeless 3D stuff. The writting the background artwork are way too good for the character artwork. I don't want to insult the character artist but I just think they weren't the best choice, at least for this game. I commented on how I didn't like the Meet and Fuck tits from Nympho Waifu but at least, in that game the characters fit the player's description of curved adult women with mega sized tits. Sophie on the other hand looks nothing like a popular college girl with a super hot an curved body that's also a valkerie bitch. She rather looks like a moe character that's extremely shy and vulnerable and has to be rescued by boars by the player. I insulted Sophie so far, but I think it's kinda weird the player has a transparent, ghost like body in some scenes but when he fucks Sophie consentually he is a regular guy whose face is hidden. Also in this scene he appears far older and more muscular than he does in his fantasy. I get it these scenes are reclyced from an older game that featured bukakee and lolicon but I guess you coud at least try to keep it consistent. It's not something all that important. I just find it a bit odd.

marblesyrup responds:

Thanks for the review, but if you think the game is "loli", you have no idea whatsoever what "loli" is.

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4.41 / 5.00

Jul 17, 2015
2:14 AM EDT
Adventure - Point 'n Click