So one day your just chilling outside your teepee when you decide to just bounce to the city. Once you get to the city you see a car wreck so you check to see if theres any survivors. Theres no survivors so you look through all the burning buildings for supplies. You hate yourself so you decide to jump in the sewer and die half a dozen times and then forget the last stupid star. Suddenly Batman captures you and takes you to his mansion to brainwash you into becoming Robin because of your exceptionally extraordinary wall jumping skills. You try to escape but the pipes are broken, its chili dog day and lets just say the walls to the mansion werent originally colored brown. You finally discover Batman watching T.V. He pulls a gun on you and forces you to kill the Penguin. Batman is so satisfied with your work that he gives you the Batmobile but you crash it into a wall. You go to the mansion to tell Batman the terrible news only to discover its been blown up and Batman is presumably dead. You go to Antarctica for some reason and search mountains and caves looking for Batman, because obviously he would move to Antarctica if he was homeless. It turns out youre just an alcoholic and you were searching for some booze, you find it and get drunk and die. The end.