........no time to actually do anything. seems like a failed attempt at trolling.

simple and entertaining

No need to be a dick about it, get it? :D

i think this was a troll game. no thought or effort put into it.

My main improvement for this game would be to see a few example penii, or a list of penis sizes so that I can get a sense of scale.
Also more advanced penis drawing could be interesting. With categories such as "cut", "girthy", "hidden in the bush" or even "severed".
However, for a one hour game jam, I have to admit I am impressed by the penis detection algorithm. (even if I could only draw a huge penis by having it folded across the screen)