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Find the developer! 5 Points

I'm there somewhere! *meow*

Free the captured! 5 Points

Destroy all the crates in the level!

Win! 5 Points

Beat the boss!

All the weapons! 10 Points

Play a round with each weapon!

In 2 minutes! 10 Points

Win in 2 minutes or less!

Half way! 25 Points

Get boss to half health before the final room!

I'm healthy! 25 Points

Win without going below half health!

In 90 seconds! 25 Points

Win in 90 seconds or less!

All the items! 50 Points

Save all the different items!

In 75 seconds! 50 Points

Win in 75 seconds or less!

One-handed! 50 Points

Win without simultaneously moving & shooting!

In 1 minute! 100 Points

Win in 1 minute or less!

Obligatory! 100 Points

Earn ALL achievements!

Author Comments

Alternate Reality Boss Fight!
Defeat the boss as fast as you can! Each time you play, the weapons and items are randomized. Good luck!

You can double jump. You can jump off of walls.

WASD to move. Arrow keys to shoot. (You can swap these)
Press M to mute.
You can use either keyboard or mouse on the menus. :)

Have fun! :D

- Update 3: LUDUM DARE ENDED! I got 35th place out of 1353 games! Awesome!!
- Update 2: I published with an earlier version of Flash Player, to support Linux and older version of Mac. (Thanks vediththegreat!)
- Update 1: I added a notification when you use both hands, as per recommendation by DJDarkDash :D

Thanks for the front page, Tom!


cool i coment so much i have no ideas XD still luv this face XD

Zanzlanz responds:

I'm sure that would explain why it's in your username ;)

Very creative sometimes i think what inspiration zanzlanz gets to make games? when i saw this i tought your inspiration was food %100 organic jets and more food for a late ludum dare entry is epic i love the weapon randomizer it makes some hilarious fights to enjoy,its a epic game to play where you can find the developer thinking that he is a cat a villian and a hero and those sexy CHOCOLATE HELICOPTER BLADES! i love the reference of the ambiguous dress and the delicious WARM SOUP RAY! myself i say that this needs to win in the ludum dare.
Zanzlanz you are the king of the nonsense games!


Zanzlanz responds:

Felipe! Thanks for your review ;)

100% organic jet skis, chocolate helicopter blades, warn soup ray, and guava slice guns. o_o I think when you ask for random words, people will lean on the side of food. I tried not to do that too much haha, but I guess I let some slip.

WHOO!!! Kind of nonsense games is an amazing title! Thanks!

*meow* *meow*

I found you Zanz!! You can't get away from me!! XD

Zanzlanz responds:

Don't be so sure, japz, for I have a *fluorescent light bulb slingshot*! Haha, jk :3 Thanks for the follow here!

I didn't know you had a newgrounds webpage!
Awesome! This game is very challanging and awesome. Glad I was there to see the stream.

Zanzlanz responds:

Newgrounds is the best! I don't know how I'd be without it :D
Thanks for leaving a review, and I'm really happy that you came to watch the stream! :]

Very addictive game, had some bugs but overall a great game.

Zanzlanz responds:

Hey thank you!
The collision isn't perfect still, unfortunately. After I fixed a collision bug, I got too excited and ended up making weird places to get stuck in xD My bad!

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Credits & Info

3.52 / 5.00

May 8, 2015
4:51 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Other