eh mid game don't understand it sorry

This is impossible to play holy crap, how?

It's hard enough avoiding the edges of the map when you're on a unicorn, it's downright impossible to avoid the other unicorns given that you can't see them off-screen. Otherwise fun concept.

So, I try to play this game and launch my butt into any given random direction.
Next thing the butt flies off screen, the screen scrolls into one direction until
the edge of the "map" is reached. Now nothing happens at all,
and I'm sitting there looking at an (now unplayable) game screen with a bopping
dollar indicator, and some unicorns flying hither and thither.

There is no reset button, or any possibility of getting my butt back,
and the only option the rests me at this point is reloading the entire game
in order to have another attempt at launching my butt in yet again another given direction,
only to have the exact same thing happen (yes you guessed it) yet again..

I appreciate the humoristic approach in this one, but a game is meant to be played.
This, unfortunately, is unplayable.

0/5

if this game had any controls that would be fucking great