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Abraham Lincoln Loves Pie

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A simple yet addicting game about Abraham Lincoln and his eating disorder.

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It needs upgrades like losing less weight over time, because you lose too much weight way too quickly. It doesn't need an ending, because that'd be too much for a game about chasing after pies as Abraham Lincoln.

RandyRandom responds:

I made this when my programming skills were rather poor. I'd recommend you to try my latest game instead: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/718762

srry man this didnt do it for me it functions well but it's dull and boring, and yet i dont feel like it should be blammed...work on it

Pretty fun. Could use some work, like, adding music or sound effects when he eats the pie?

Eh... you could have done better.

Ummmm cool?