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Comedy - Original

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Mar 7, 2015 | 6:08 PM EST

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Author Comments

I hope the reviewers don't hate it as much as I do :P (I'll add subtitles soon, for the people who can't understand my accent, if I remember)



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Pros: 0

Cons: Everything

Simius responds:

Thanks! You're reviews are really clear and helpful as always! Don't forget to rate my other movies and to see a doctor!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This was an odd taste in my mouth. Ill give you brownie points for the decent lip syncing, but the rest didn't appeal to me very well. I didn't score you based off of the art style, because you did something different with it (I have never seen a style like this before). It did feel pretty dull though. the white background make it feel empty and the lack of animation of the eyes made it feel awkward to watch.

There is definitely potential in this. All it needs is some polish.

Simius responds:

Best review in ages! You're especially right about the lack of movement in the eyes.
I'm really glad you noticed how weird the art style is, I was trying something rather new.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

"I find making jokes a bit scary" Yes you do. I didnt laugh, chuckle, or find any of this humorus. The animation is butt ugly and the audio scrapes on my ears. The title animation way good though.

Practice more, get better jokes, and get a mic that isn't a Tin can on a string, then you'll make good cartoons.

Simius responds:

I always respond to reviews. But somehow I forgot you (sorry). I just happened to stumble upon this, so you're kind of lucky, but I suppose you already forgot you typed this review.
The statement "I find making jokes a bit scary" was not said by me, but by a character in the video. It has nothing to do with me. I even am not afraid to make bad jokes.
This video is no made to laugh, it's made to grin.
The jokes are mostly social criticism. If you have never visited the outside world, you might not get it. If you would try to make some friends (not internet friends, internet friends are bullshit) you might get the point of this video.
I don't need to "get better jokes", because one does not "get better jokes". Jokes are made, not gotten. There's not a huge jokestore where I can buy my jokes. Even if there was, I wouldn't buy any, because I only want to make jokes about society.

The Tin can is holy. All hail to the Tin can! The Tin can rules supreme!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

that was funny. I wish it was longer

Simius responds:

Glad someone got the joke!
I can't make it longer, though, because I got very little time.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

The two people look a bit squished and flatten. Also, it is very hard to understand what is being said ,so nothing really made sense and the video quickly became a bore. Good try, but this needs some major improvements, especially with the audio.

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Simius responds:

As said in the authors comment, I got an awfull accent. It's funny how people can't understand me, but they can understand Donald Duck...
Maybe one day I'll get a new microphone.