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Brave 5 Points

Face a level 100 enemy.

Defender 5 Points

Buy your first shield.

Dumpster Diving 5 Points

Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?

Fashion Conscious 5 Points

Buy a new coat of paint.

First Fight 5 Points

Win your first fight.

Gambler 5 Points

Win a gamble at the sledge races.

Level 5 5 Points

Reach level 5.

Level Up 5 Points

Level up for the first time.

New in Town 5 Points

Start playing.

Rocky 5 Points

Knock down a punching bag.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 5 Points

Do some sick dance moves.

Swordsman 5 Points

Buy your first sword.

That was a bad idea 5 Points

Make a poor decision in an alleyway.

The World's End 5 Points

Have a beer at the Pub.

All you ever wanted 10 Points


Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10.

Level 15 10 Points

Reach level 15.

Master Block 10 Points

Buy the best shield.

Spirit 10 Points

Talk to the fountain spirit.

Level 20 25 Points

Reach level 20.

Level 25 25 Points

You must be so over this by now.

Master Attack 25 Points

Buy the best sword.

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Author Comments

When I was about 12 years old I went through a phase of playing weird text based online RPGs like hobo wars and this pokemon thingy.

This is a little something I put together in a few days kind of inspired by those.

How to play;
-Enter the battle area to fight and earn gold and XP
-Each time you level up, you'll earn a skill point which you can use to upgrade a stat on the player stats screen
-Use gold to buy shields, swords and health potions
-Swords slightly improve your attack, and shields slightly improve your defence
-Attacks have a 1/10 chance of being critical

-5 swords
-5 shields
-3 stats to improve and upgrade
-randomly generated coms to fight
-gambling and other extras
-20 NG medals

Thanks for playing!

If you need a hint to unlock the Golden Astronaut medal, you can find one here -> http://www.boxrocketgames.com/golden-astronauts-2015.html
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I plan to expand the game a little in the future- such as adding more locations and the like, as long people kinda seem to like it., so suggestions are welcome!

Content Update 1 now up!
+3 NG medals
+100 enemy levels
+In-game instructions
+A paint shop to change the appearance of your penguin
+A dance club
+The enemy will now attack first if they are a higher level


heard it hear first love is awful

Great game! But I think I there was a glitch or something. I have unlock the lv25 achievement, but I didn't get the lv10 one. It didn't affect the gameplay, but just want you to know.

What do you want to tag the wall with?
"fuck me"

"Mummy... what does fuck me mean?"
The mother looks at the daughter with a red face.
"I'm, I'm not sure honey" she sputters
"probably something awful"

... I'm sorry god. I just had to. It let me type what'd you expect? I didn't know that a child was gonna say it. O_O......... Please don't kill me.

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Not to much to do in the game and its pretty easy to beat but if your bored its a great time waster. ^.^

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3.89 / 5.00

Jan 28, 2015
9:44 AM EST
Adventure - Other
  • Frontpaged January 29, 2015
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