The Boneless

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Enemy Killer 5 Points

Kill 50 Enemies

Death To Us All 5 Points

Died 25 Times

Fancy Hat 5 Points

Destroyed Boneless Hat

Cristal Clear 10 Points

Destroyed that Kinky Glass

Blasted Him Out 25 Points

Destroyed That Big Mass

Boneless Killer 50 Points

Killed The Boneless

The Three 50 Points

Won the game with the three players

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Play as The Cyrus, The Freak or The ???? in an epic battle against your BOSS…well our boss…The Boneless Boss.
Fun Fact: This game was made by our boss as a parody of ourselves (he is not really our boss, but it’s fun that he believes that he is our boss…actually he was our boss long ago…but I think these things are not important right now). Hope you enjoy it.

Ah, there are some cool intros for each character as well, so go on and skip them.

-------- Features --------
- 3 different intros.
-You can select between 3 characters.
-Battle against a big boss that has 4 states.
-Bullets and annoying enemies.

-------- Controls --------
Use Arrow Keys or WASD to move your player. Press SPACE , Z or Left Click to fire bullets.
Hold Down SPACE, Z or Left Click to use your special power.
M mutes and unmutes music.
P Pauses the game.

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Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-boneless/id952540901
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.theboneless.dayswithmyboss

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Hey, quite good!

I loved it. A funny shooter, the old style ones i like so much, with charged blasts, different characters and the like. Gameplay wise, I liked it.

But what I like most is the joke with your colleagues. I love this "inside joke" games, it shows how much you and your colleagues get along and I have fun in turn, almost empathically xD

They must have laughed A LOT when they played this game xD

Btw, animation and drawing style was quite good for a beginner! Let's say astounding, even! I love your style a lot. Jokes, Fun gameplay, not too serious, and THE BEGINNING SONGS AND INTROS LOL HOW I LAUGHED WITH Cyrus M--- ah, can't say it, spoiler.

But I loved it, really. Rant over, keep it up. I'm gonna check back for more. xD

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aguaoxigenada responds:

Hey thanks!! I didn't do the art, some graphic design yeah, but the artists were dunahan and Shackhal, check them on the credits&info section before they kick my ass for robbing them their credit, jeje.

It's a good effort, but...1 hit? Really?

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This game needs development and it could be more enjoyable.

Great game and it gave me a lot of traumas :)

Quelle déception que ce jeu! Je me faisais une telle joie de retrouver un bon je de shoot horizontal comme on a pu en trouver par le passé sur newgrounds mais non... il s'agit d'un boss fight. La jouabilité est correcte mais aurait pu être plus nerveuse surtout si l'on doit faire des esquives. De plus les bullets ne sont pas très reconnaissable ce qui peut au départ faire penser à des bonus. Mais une fois que l'on se rends compte que l'on a pas de bonus, le jeu devient aussi assez lassant... dommage car ce jeu me faisais grandement saliver durant l'écran de chargement.

my video experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATjfIUs5t_s

aguaoxigenada responds:

Yeah it would have been be nice to have done a complete game with levels and different bosses ("not just a boss fight"), but the intend of this game was only to make a joke at my workplace, didn't intended to submit it here, but once my co-workers saw it, I got convinced.

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Credits & Info

3.17 / 5.00

Jan 22, 2015
7:03 PM EST
Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight