The Boneless

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Enemy Killer 5 Points

Kill 50 Enemies

Death To Us All 5 Points

Died 25 Times

Fancy Hat 5 Points

Destroyed Boneless Hat

Cristal Clear 10 Points

Destroyed that Kinky Glass

Blasted Him Out 25 Points

Destroyed That Big Mass

Boneless Killer 50 Points

Killed The Boneless

The Three 50 Points

Won the game with the three players

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Author Comments


Play as The Cyrus, The Freak or The ???? in an epic battle against your BOSS…well our boss…The Boneless Boss.
Fun Fact: This game was made by our boss as a parody of ourselves (he is not really our boss, but it’s fun that he believes that he is our boss…actually he was our boss long ago…but I think these things are not important right now). Hope you enjoy it.

Ah, there are some cool intros for each character as well, so go on and skip them.

-------- Features --------
- 3 different intros.
-You can select between 3 characters.
-Battle against a big boss that has 4 states.
-Bullets and annoying enemies.

-------- Controls --------
Use Arrow Keys or WASD to move your player. Press SPACE , Z or Left Click to fire bullets.
Hold Down SPACE, Z or Left Click to use your special power.
M mutes and unmutes music.
P Pauses the game.

-------Available On------
Apple Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-boneless/id952540901
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.theboneless.dayswithmyboss

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Is there some reason we cannot move up/down AND left/right at the same time?

This is fun, funny and highly challenging. Plus, the controls are simple and great!

It'll take me a while to get all the medals. Must practice, practice, practice!

Nunca pense que llegaria a leer "Relaja el chorizo" aqui en Newgrounds xDDD gracias por el buen momento

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aguaoxigenada responds:

Tu comentario nos hizo cagar de la risa "literalmente", jajaja, no mentira eso seria terrible. Lo pusimos en nuestra fan page en honor a lo genial que nos parecio: http://goo.gl/ZSvt3g

I dont usually enjoy the kind of game where you hardly enjoy anyting, but i think the stories were very fun, probably understanding spanish makes it better...

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absolutely terrible im sorry if your going to make a game this hard you need to give us more then one hit you need a life bar you need the different characters to have a different weapon each you need power ups and you need lives so if you die you can progress from where you died three lives then its game over not to mention your characters have no differences between them besides the colours of there outfits this is uncreative this is overly harsh even metroid and castlevania had contiunes and so did ghosts and goblins your game is worse then that you need to take this game to the drawing board or give it to a hacking website where it could make it fair

aguaoxigenada responds:

We all enjoy the comment...we even put it in our fanpage :D
Just a reminder: Hold Down SPACE, Z or Left Click to use your special power!!! I
Promise you will hate it even more brou.

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Credits & Info

3.17 / 5.00

Jan 22, 2015
7:03 PM EST
Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight