Two hard-assed detectives in the 8-bit world of the original Nintendo console face their greatest case yet! Bill McBittles and Lance "Hor" Horace are tasked with tracking down Mad Dog and Scorpion, the "heroes" of Contra, after they effing SLAUGHTER a gaggle of gunmen.

Horace is gung-ho and trigger happy, while McBittles is more methodical and weary (and always gets shit from his wife). Together, they try to cope with the increasingly bizarre Nintendo world they live in, delving deeper and deeper into strange new lands (Contra levels) as they chase down these clearly insane culprits.