Bow down to The All Seeing Brown Eye! This is every clinically depressed fecalpheliac's dream!!!!! Santa snaking a coil then tossing it to the wind and a catchy tune too? outstanding!!!! 5 stars!
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Santa has a big job around this time of year, and he doesn't have time to run to a bathroom, that would ruin Christmas! Instead he can just toss his fecal matter across the North Pole, for the sake of saving time. You see.
Elves and the Rein-jacob-deer will help your matter travel across the North Pole, but toilets will hinder your beautiful toss. Mrs. Claus likes a big strong man who can throw his waste at great distances.
needs more feces
pootacular
