tail800 Played this homophobic piece from 2014 and it crashed inmediatly after jumping once, and then I got every single achievement from the game. And honestly looking at them I'm glad I couldn't play this game as they are extremely insulting.
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Medals
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Anacusis 5 Points
On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore.
Colour Perception Impaired 5 Points
Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage.
Follow on Twitter 5 Points
Follow me on Twitter @KMDES for more awesome games!
Here, let me get that for you! 5 Points
It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged.
Hotwheels 5 Points
You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan!
Jump Man 5 Points
Jumping is a privilege, not a right.
Lieutenant Dan 5 Points
"It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!"
Lights Out! 5 Points
Guerrilla Radio!
Professional Victim 5 Points
Someone criticized me on the internet! Donate now!
Saved in the Nick of Time! 5 Points
Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Author Comments
Update 1.03: Oh, you thought I was done? How about some medals!?!
Everyone gets medals for participation, this way everyone can feel special!
Special thanks to http://nutcasenightmare.newgrounds.com/ & Raiper34.
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Play through a game in which the world makes sure that you are never offended and never ever oppressed. Great for all SJWs!
Enter/Return to accept.
Press Space to Jump.
Press Left/Right to move and Up/Down to move cursor.
Press the 'any' key to advance text.
If you like, then please follow me @KMDES on Twitter.
If you don't, then blame #GamerGate and #NotYourShield because that's what the cool kids these days do.
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Old updates
1.02 Update! You asked for it! You demanded it! I thought about it, watched some shows, had a drink, got lazy, slept on it but now you've got it! Push button text advancement! Just hit the 'any' button when the icon is flashing in the text box to advance the text and game! No more worrying about the text going too fast or too slow!
Just when you thought you were all triggered out, with the 1.02 update I have included an ALL NEW DISABILITY! Can you trigger them all?!
anactualhuman oh man this aged like milk
happycharles broke when i jumped
Yeah, your game sucks.
Broken. As soon as I jump or run into the first enemy, the game just freezes.
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