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Anacusis 5 Points

On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore.

Colour Perception Impaired 5 Points

Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage.

Follow on Twitter 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter @KMDES for more awesome games!

Here, let me get that for you! 5 Points

It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged.

Hotwheels 5 Points

You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan!

Jump Man 5 Points

Jumping is a privilege, not a right.

Lieutenant Dan 5 Points

"It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!"

Lights Out! 5 Points

Guerrilla Radio!

Professional Victim 5 Points

Someone criticized me on the internet! Donate now!

Saved in the Nick of Time! 5 Points

Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter.

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Update 1.03: Oh, you thought I was done? How about some medals!?!

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Special thanks to http://nutcasenightmare.newgrounds.com/ & Raiper34.
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Play through a game in which the world makes sure that you are never offended and never ever oppressed. Great for all SJWs!

Enter/Return to accept.
Press Space to Jump.
Press Left/Right to move and Up/Down to move cursor.
Press the 'any' key to advance text.

If you like, then please follow me @KMDES on Twitter.
If you don't, then blame #GamerGate and #NotYourShield because that's what the cool kids these days do.

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Old updates
1.02 Update! You asked for it! You demanded it! I thought about it, watched some shows, had a drink, got lazy, slept on it but now you've got it! Push button text advancement! Just hit the 'any' button when the icon is flashing in the text box to advance the text and game! No more worrying about the text going too fast or too slow!

Just when you thought you were all triggered out, with the 1.02 update I have included an ALL NEW DISABILITY! Can you trigger them all?!

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Broken.

I Played The Game
I Jumping, and I Clicked the text and wait, I Pressing the Everything Button AND ITS NOT WORK
Can You Please Fix It This Game

I would love to try this game out because it looks hilarious in it's sjw parody stuff but the moment the actual gameplay starts and you can move around I get a text box that says "WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF ABLEIST?! DON'T YOU KNOW MOST PEOPLE IN THE USA CAN'T" and then it cuts off and the text refuses to move forward. I waited, pressed lotsa buttons, clicked on the game to make sure I was still in it, but nothing worked. The music still played so, I know it didn't freeze on me, the game just potatoed on me. Please fix this

I love this for the irony (I hope it is, at least)

I see what you were going for but the game is kinda broken.
2 stars. One because of it being a good idea. The other one because i don't fucken knowjaskdasndasndjaskdbnasdbnjkasdnsdsdas
bad gam