First, thank you for your constructive criticism.
On everything you pointed out to me:
1. I am aware of the lack of movement, it was intentional
2. True while i do agree that given the other video content on NG, this isn't exactly "appropriate" as it were, it was an experiment of sorts. And it actually is on youtube as well. Subscribe! :D (i said sarcastically)
3. You are correct, I don't have flash 8.
4. I'll have you know that everything i said, including the jokes are mine and written by me. The shown images were only there to maintain attention via relevant imagery.
5. In hindsight i do see what you mean about the music, but i was going for a serene feel to contrast the brutal atmosphere of the game.

And heck, if putting it here as well meant that more people would see it than normal, come what may in the comments, criticism, constructive or otherwise is a fair trade-off.
Again, thank you.