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Die Hipster!

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01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Author Comments

arrow keys move Hipster.
space bar makes Hipster jump.*
use the F key to F stuff up.

total score is cu·mu·la·tive for your newgrounds account.

songs by:
Bob Schneider — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bob-schneider/id86359
Jay Double Okay — http://www.last.fm/music/Jay+Double+Okay
Julian Velard — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/julian-velard/id64631459
Sebastian Bunda

*Hipster jumps in different ways depending on different things.

Reviews


This is really boring. the voices are far too obnoxious to be tolerable, even for a parody such as this.

at least, I think it's a parody. I couldn't seem to find the humor. perhaps the game's "ironic".



the final mast requires you hot very slightly to thhe left of the center of the roof



Great game, my only complaint would be my computer.



The music/artwork direction that you took really didn't agree with me. For a game mocking hipsters, it's too hipster in itself, plus the main character is too much of a little bitch. I tried to play the underlying game, honestly I did, but I got up to the kid dropping the ball and.. The jumping mechanic just felt too clunky



Pretty cool :)

I like the overall design, but for me the control reaction speed felt a little bit numb. The noises made on every jump also became a little distracting. It would have been nice to have the initial twitter message disappear too, in order to signal me to start playing. I sat there waiting for the next message haha.

Overall, nice work :)


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Credits & Info

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Score
3.48 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 24, 2014
6:15 PM EDT
Genre
Action - Platformer - Other
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