My character was so promiscuous and addicted to alcohol that he died of cirrhosis of the liver and AIDS. You cannot escape consequences for immoral actions, so morality must exist.
Plus the ears bleed for suffering too much pressure under water ;)
This game is so cute! Plus the music is awesome. Can I please have the title of the song for the first few minutes of the game? :) Oh and actually, there is no such thing as being homophpobic. There might be studies and shit about it, but in general you're just being a horrible person. :)
Thanks for your review. The song is JERK, by Botibol. Normally, you can download it at the end of the game by sharing your high score, though I didn't try on Newgrounds.
Or you can go to his bandcamp to listen to his other cool songs: http://botibol.bandcamp.com/
This is way too amusing.