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Climb Jon Hamm's Dick!

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Started as an experiment for the 2014 Newgrounds Stencyl Jam. Idea inspired by an interview with Jon Hamm on the Pete Holmes podcast 'You Made it Weird'

Four girthy vertical platforming levels that'll satisfy your gal.

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if you see a long dick just climb it

A compelling story of a man attempting to find himself, in a world where society rules over what specific parts of the human body should appear. An emotional tale of self discovery, acceptance, and the incredible journey of inner peace.


Wow....can't believe this is not rated higher. Pure gold right there. I also can hardly fathom that this king shit comes from the same guy who did What Happened to Dad :)

music is so horrible, but 4 stars for making me climbing dick

Fun Game. Loved the Controls and humor. We made a review on our youtube Channel Check it out if you have the time. WE actually beat the game took awhile though haha,


ItsTheAshtray responds:

Haha that was cool. Jesus, I didn't realize how difficult it was. You guys looked so disappointed at the end after all those deaths haha