Messed Up Bible Stories13

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God punishes Egypt with 10 wacky plagues!

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Moses Voiced By Mike Peterson

Narrator Voiced By Jeffrey Wisenbaugh

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That awesomely hilarious! Excellent work!

Samination responds:


You got it pretty much right.
Of course the plagues weren't fully elaborated
Ie. locust plague was more cruel than frogs because it wasn't just being there, but also causing famine
and I think the godly caused darkness wasn't so easily pierced with candles.
But yeah, the point is, god is a total dick from all this bible stories, it's nice someone is animating this ^^

Samination responds:

Thanks man!

I'm a Christian, and I found this very funny. I was moderately offended by the swearing, and I kinda wish it had been taken out. But the animation was funny overall.

My comments on the content: Obviously a lot of the plagues were understated for comedic effect - the locusts were thick enough to blot out the sun, and they would have devoured pretty much all the crops in the land. The hailstones were huge and probably would have killed anyone who went outside, as well as destroying the crops and ruining the land, and probably damaging houses and such. It's unknown how much time passed between each plague, so there probably would have been enough time to purchase new cattle from neighboring countries, and for those cattle to give birth. Also, it's not necessarily true that the firstborn children would have been babies. They could have been children or even teenagers.

Samination responds:

But, some were babies! So, god is totally cool with killing innocent babies, children and even teenagers just to get back at one guy he was hardening the heart of all along. COOL!

oh lord. the pharoah voice actor sounded just like Maximillion Pegasus. mmmm

I don't know if anyone was offended by this or not, but I'm a quite religious person, and I find this hilarious. Good job!

Samination responds:

I don't know why anyone would be offended. It followed the story closer than most children christian animated versions do.

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4.23 / 5.00

Jul 22, 2014
1:09 PM EDT
Comedy - Original
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