Level 4 doesn't work, game ends.
Author Comments
Sometimes I find old games I made as a kid on old CDs. The wise thing would be to leave them there and forget that they exist. But I am not wise, so I release them on the internet instead.
Controls:
Enter: Skip Cutscene/Menu Screen
Space: Fart
Arrows: Move
Yeesh. While still better than anything I could presently make (or those hacks that think the Portal is a less-regulated app market they can shit on), I wouldn't… have put this out anywhere other than swfchan. As far as I could tell there is no second level, no matter how far I got, how "dirty" I got or how many enemies I killed. Also, the background being a flat colour made it hard to tell where or how fast I was going.
Of course, there's no criticism I could level at this that you couldn't think of yourself, so… just why?
Locomotivator responds:
Cuz it gets views, I like to waste peoples time.
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- Jul 11, 2014
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