God's Assassin

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A text-based "Choose Your Own Adventure"-style game about evil, math, drugs and God.

Please be warned that this game pokes fun at religious concepts pretty aggressively! My own beliefs changed quite drastically right after I wrote it, though. You can read that bizarre little story at we-are-1.net.

I hope you enjoy the game -- please leave comments!


I'm fairly sure this is a work in progress as several endings were, how can I say, left open

So I hope you will release an update so to continue on these storylines , as for the humor I really enjoyed it. 5 stars and favorites list.

GregLoire responds:

It was really hard to come up with more stuff! My brain is drained after this, haha. None of the endings are complete on their own, but the idea is that there's one overall story being told if you get a bunch of different endings and piece it all together.

I can't describe how much I love this game now! Amazing concept of man kind creation and all this religious shit. Got all endings but want to play more. Plus, I can name my character!

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This might be the best thing I have seen on Newgrounds. The way the story unraveled as you moved through different endings was nothing less than art. The commentary was meaningful and extremely thought provoking, while still being somewhat comedic and entertaining to move through. I sincerely hope for more like this.

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Hot lingerie models are sexy and math is haaaard.
But that quote by Terry Pratchett...by the name of God...
That quote is the quote to end every and all theological debates.

So although I will never succeed at being smart, 5 stars for that beautiful quote!
Take THAT, Pope Francis!

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Hell yeah dude. Wonderful game, nice characterization, great setting, appropriate but funny jokes and lots of good stuff. I've been searching for online text-base games like this one. Your game is in high-quality. Good job! Looking forward for more games from ya.

Just a little suggestion. How about condensing the endings? I guess players will be happy to read a handful of main stories with their own development rather than plenty of lame endings. Also, why not lengthen some major 'good' endings? This would give a contrast between lame endings and true endings. Sometimes I found the better endings (those before #10) comes all of a sudden, which cannot fully brings out the message/ background of your story. Still good though! Thanks for creating such a nice game!

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3.91 / 5.00

Jul 2, 2014
8:02 PM EDT
Adventure - Other