God's Assassin

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A text-based "Choose Your Own Adventure"-style game about evil, math, drugs and God.

Please be warned that this game pokes fun at religious concepts pretty aggressively! My own beliefs changed quite drastically right after I wrote it, though. You can read that bizarre little story at we-are-1.net.

I hope you enjoy the game -- please leave comments!


That's really good one. I don't think it pokes fun aggressively... Sure it's "sharp", but it's all in good taste - clever, witty - not really insulting.
I like Pratchett, so after I saw the loading screen I was like "OK, this better be good...". And it is! You're really good writer/storyteller and the art completes the whole thing.

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GregLoire responds:

Wow, thanks! Living up to expectations set by a Terry Pratchett quote is probably the highest compliment I can receive.

Finished it and I loved the bit with the cavemen and geico. I chose that one every time I went through there.

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hi! um well I went through all the endings and every choice, but I cant seem to find ending 23. how do I find it? also if the protagonist is a male it would have been really nice to see them get together romantically.

GregLoire responds:

Ending #23 is really obscure and super lame (don't worry about having missed it). But if you have completionist OCD, (spoilers ahead) you'll want to call the cops, run from your house, run from the cops, then refuse Faith's offer to go with her on the motorcycle.

This might be the best thing I have seen on Newgrounds. The way the story unraveled as you moved through different endings was nothing less than art. The commentary was meaningful and extremely thought provoking, while still being somewhat comedic and entertaining to move through. I sincerely hope for more like this.

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This was absolutely amazing.From the characters to the story. All the explanations were spot on too. Keep up the good work

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3.91 / 5.00

Jul 2, 2014
8:02 PM EDT
Adventure - Other