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Close Call 5 Points

Use your toaster while next to Chasey and get away.

Danger Close 5 Points

Hit Chasey with a Microbomb close enough to blast you away.

Eskimo 5 Points

Get to the end of Snowy Summit.

Forager 5 Points

Get to the end of Grass Greens.

Good Guy Facey 5 Points

Get caught within the first 100m.

Pilot 5 Points

Spend 20 seconds in the air before landing

Sailor 5 Points

Get to the end of Sandy Seas.

Skeleton 5 Points

Get to the end of Ghastly Graves.

Track and Field 5 Points

Jump over Chasey and get away.

Unlucky Ducky 5 Points

Don't collect a crate in a chase.

Volcanologist 5 Points

Get to the end of Volcano Valley.

Artisan 10 Points

Reach the maximum level of any stat.

High Jumper 10 Points

Jump over Chasey and get away three times in one run.

Treasure Hunter 10 Points

Collect five crates in a single chase.

Chasey's Turn 25 Points

Achieve 2,500ft in Forever Chase.

Chemist 25 Points

Get to the end of the Laboratory.

Clean Sheet 25 Points

Complete any area without messing up.

Javier Sotomayor 25 Points

Jump over Chasey and get away five times in one run.

Pirate 25 Points

Collect ten crates in a single chase.

Fat and Furious 50 Points

Achieve 5,000ft in Forever Chase.

Author Comments

You play as Facey attempting to escape from the evil Chasey. Use anything at your disposal: from toasters to microwaves, springs to trebuchets.

Each failed attempt makes you one step closer to escaping by purchasing new upgrade to help you get further... Good luck.

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So glad I found this again! Nice graphics, catchy music and just fun to play.


glitch, if you keep clicking shop the game will become confused and be in both menu and game at the same time.


There's a bug in the medals. I just got 2098 feet and just popped up on the screen is that I got the "good guy facey" medal, and that says that you get it by getting caught within 100 meters. I'm also suspicious it was unintentional that you can't keep your units straight, because it says meters in the medals list but it always gives me the distance I go in feet. So I'm going to assume I'm not supposed to convert feet to meters. That was in the lava level. Maybe it ignores the thousands digit, or if it's an error in binary, the bits more significant than 1024? Because I've never been caught in the first 100 feet and the medal just came up then. Or rather maybe I was caught in the first 100 meters but not the first 100 feet, right at the beginning on run 1 or 2, but it didn't give me the medal then. So it's fubar.

Geez, obnoxious music to go with his obnoxious square yellow stupid meatwad face. Not a fan of the super angry but right color to be meatwad square either. But I can kind of see what it's mad about, if not why it would want to chase the meatwad looking thing, and it deserves better than to be chased by 5 of those horrible little things. But why isn't it faster than them? It was faster than the yellow meatwad looking one, it ought to be able to outrun the others. Oh well. At least it was a short game. Just like a meal at dennys. The food is bad, but at least the portions are small. Hey, I should go say that about them in yelp, that sounds like fun. But seriously, horrible music.

By the way, I'm not sure the danger close medal is possible. If you're close (and it shouldn't say "to chasey" because you may well BE chasey if you've won the game - that and the "close call" medals), then the microwave doesn't hit it, it's tossed right over the pursuer.

Credits & Info

4.22 / 5.00

Jun 8, 2014
6:16 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop
  • Daily 3rd Place June 9, 2014