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Fate Machine 1.0

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Version 1.0a comes with 140 possible words per section, over ten thousand combinations for your amusement. Feel free to share what you got!

Hit the "Get" button to get a piece of information. Once your fate is clear, you can reset and start over.

And remember; much like the reset button, your fate can be changed. Have fun!

This swf file is 917 Kb.

EDIT 3: 4th daily place, FRONTPAGED, AAAND Underdog of the week?!! Excellent! *Air Guitar* Thanks, everyone! I'll do even better next time!


toddler sharplegs the blind berserker
destiny:give porn to mexico
i love this cause it so funny

You are Lord Popeye, the dick-raping fucker. Your destiny is to stab Lolicons.
Epic. Quick laugh, fun times :D

So i am Lord darwin, The Lordly Prince. And my Destiny is to Sell the 7 Dragonballs.


ok so im gary jar jar binks the maniac rock star my destiny is to beat the shit out of banana peels
.... beautiful

Apparently I'm "Emperor Messiah," the holier-than-thou wizard. My destiny is to buy out the pantheon of Greek Gods.

Hilarity ensues, I guess!

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3.41 / 5.00

May 10, 2014
8:04 PM EDT
Gadgets - Other
  • Frontpaged May 14, 2014
  • Underdog of the Week May 14, 2014
  • Daily 4th Place May 12, 2014