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P-Bot Has No Hope In NG

rated 3.95 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun

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Apr 26, 2014 | 1:19 PM EDT

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Dropped a Steaming Grump (Easy) 5 Points "wat r u some kind of fukin egoraptor ripoff"
Minefucked (Easy) 5 Points "help i want to play online minecraft i have minecraft so help me connect to the server please!:D"
Dropped a Steaming Grump (Hard) 10 Points "I miss JonTron from being in Game grumps X_x"
Kamehamehack (Easy) 10 Points "I'll be back Kakadu kkk fagit lol"
Minefucked (Hard) 10 Points "HAHA! Awesome! Also the characters kinda like like mineblocks characters! :D"
Up the Bot (Easy) 10 Points "HOT AS IN REAL FUCKING LIFE!"
All Aboard the Meme Train (Easy) 25 Points "So le epic funny XDDDDDDDDDDD"
Kamehamehack (Hard) 25 Points "Haha I'm 47 and I'm watching this fuck yahhh. HaterZ"
Up the Bot (Hard) 25 Points "great. Now give her a huge icicle penis."
All Aboard the Meme Train (Hard) 50 Points "Animem Y U NO MEME ANIME?"
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Author Comments

I've fixed all the glitches I can find.
Whenever I fix one, 2 most likely pop up, so PM me if you find any more before reviewing it.
Thanks for bearing with me.

In the not so distant future, everybody's favorite flash portal circles the drain. It's up to P-bot to save Newgrounds in this epic arcade shooter from Manly Chicken and Pjorg! Featuring dope-ass cut scenes from special guest artists- as well as a facemelting soundtrack by Schlief!


W/UP ARROW/SPACE: Jump/Wall Jump/(HOLD) Hover
M: Mute
P/ESC: Pause



Rated 5 / 5 stars

They don't call you manly chicken for nothing. You would have needed some serious balls to pull of a concept like this. Making fun of popular Newgrounds and Youtube names is just sooooo... ballsy. I especially thought that the game grumps segment was well written and proved a point. I think there could have been a larger way to present the youtube segment by pointing out more flaws.

Although the gameplay itself is not very original, i think that mixing these popular aspects with it was pretty creative.

nice work man!

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Manly-Chicken responds:

Thank Pjorg for the writing. He wrote the sketches.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A nice little Run 'n Gun with a bunch of pop culture references thrown in. It was quite a lot of fun until I got to the chick boss. I guess I shouldn't be using my laptop touchpad for a shooter game.
Anyways, I laughed my ass off at the boobies cut scene and the Game Over comment - especially the one about Stamper and his bullshit.
Great going, man. Keep the humor coming.

Manly-Chicken responds:

Glad that the game isn't glitched so the girl boss doesn't die anymore!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Reminds me of an 2007-ish flash, can't remember what it was called


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stuffing a modest amount of pop culture references? I like that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The game was superb. Awesome music, crasy fast-paced gameplay.
Although, I have a few arguments with you:
1. Some grumps animation are made really good, and they are funny.
2.Some videogame parodies are awesome, especially Minecraft: The Noobs Adventure
3. What's wrong about tits?

Manly-Chicken responds:

1. I agree. There are some good ones. Though, most of them are garbage. They're also usually pretty limited/lazy animation too. Plus there's also far too many of them.
2. Again, there are good video game parodies, but there are far too many of them, and they all usually retread the same ground (the flappy bird pipes looking like mario pipes joke was made in at least 10 different flashes in 2 days).
3. Tits and hentai are fine. NG is about putting whatever you want on the portal and if you want to put naked chicks, fine. People gotta jack off. It's that putting tits in the thumbnail to attract views and relying on sex to carry your mediocre art/animation/game that's lazy.