Hilarious as always!
Totally reminds me of being stuck in elementary school on 9/11... vague announcements, everyone leaving except for, similar to you, me and maybe six other kids. "There's a thing that's happened but everyone be calm it's okay." "...what happened?? why is everyone gone??" "Remain calm please it's all okay, it's a bad thing but it's gonna be just fine."
Oh manthis was hilarious, but damn, looking back i damn well know that i myself would be stuck there if the same happened to me...
so hilarious..Hope you make more.
One time my school had a bomb threat and it was freezing cold + raining and we had to stand out side for 1:30 untill the swat team searched the whole building.