i'm going through the latest games, and amidst all the awful flappy bird ripoffs based on bathroom humor, i find this! cool! great! at least it sounded that way until i saw the description.
it's not very will written to begin with, and that's fine, i understand that not everyone may have an ~excellent~ grip on english, i myself don't. but the premise is where it starts going downhill, at least for me. it's extremely cliche and above all, sexist as hell.
I MEAN COME ON YOU'RE KIDNAPPING A BEAUTIFUL (exotic is not the best choice of words) PRINCESS JUST TO MAKE BABIES WITH HER THAT'S KIND OF DISGUSTING EVEN IF YOU ARE AN 'EVIL WIZARD' ROYALTY
this implies she is literally just a tool to 'nurture successors' with and not even a character of her own and that's just wrong.
i know most games like this don't have proper characterization and i know 'a lot of games do it!' but that doesn't make it right. a lot of games on this site do dumb things like this, and most likely that will NEVER stop, but women deserve more respect than that.
not the best way to get people to play your game.
right, onto the game itself! the options menu is incredibly bare and looks as if there are more options except you left them out. half of it is just ~awesome links~, i believe. there literally aren't any options to help speed it up either.
the breaking of the fourth wall isn't very funny either. the animation is incredibly choppy and just not very fun to look at, at least for me.
it's hard to tell who's talking and--
IS THE PRINCESS LITERALLY BREASTS ON LEGS HAVE SOME CLASS GOSH
to the actual gameplay, it's your typical RTS fare, nothing particularly great about it. i don't see why the numbers keep going up. do we keep recruiting more? DO WE KEEP MAKING BABIES WHO IMMEDIATELY TURN INTO ADULT SOLDIERS WE JUST DON'T KNOW
it's not very fun because you don't even see them do anything they just go into buildings and then go into other buildings and people die and become glowy people
you can't really choose how many to send out so it's just like
THROW YOUR PEOPLE INTO BUILDINGS AND WAIT FOR THE BUILDINGS TO TURN INTO STUMPS OR THE STUMPS TO TURN INTO BUILDINGS SOMEHOW
AND IT'S JUST NOT VERY FAST THINK-Y
seriously where does the thinking come in
the ai isn't very smart and there's not a lot you can do
i haven't actually finished the game so i might be way in over my head but that's what i get from this game
i'm not sure how one could improve this though. it has fairly solid artwork but an awful premise and decent but not very exciting gameplay, unlike the advertised 'fast thinking', i can tell why estex99 said it gets repetitive.
i suppose just... a better premise would do JUST FINE. really. some more gameplay elements, maybe get rid of the god powers because really i don't believe the god powers are even necessary. mechanics are fun to play with.
it's a fine game. it's a FINE game. but nothing particularly special.
i might go through the game before this though, might be fun