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As a kid, your best friend was a dolphin, some bad guys kidnapped it and now, while you are older, you are going to fight them. Upgrade your abilities and ship till you'll win.

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In a world saturated with shallow distractions and fleeting joys, there occasionally emerges an experience so profound, so utterly transformative, that it shakes the very foundations of one's existence. I never expected to find such enlightenment in a game like this. At first glance, it seemed like nothing more than a haphazardly thrown-together project, devoid of polish or purpose. But I was wrong — so utterly, magnificently wrong. What began as a whimsical diversion quickly morphed into a life-altering odyssey that forced me to confront the deepest corners of my soul.

It started on a day like any other. I was weary from the monotony of life, seeking a brief escape from the crushing weight of my responsibilities. Without much thought, I clicked “Install.” Little did I know that this simple action would set into motion a sequence of events that would forever change the trajectory of my life. Upon launching the game, I was greeted with a barrage of crude graphics, incomprehensible controls, and sounds that could only be described as a chaotic orchestra of poorly recorded static and mismatched tones. It was, by all conventional standards, a disaster. But beneath the layers of technical ineptitude, I sensed something... more. Something primal, something that spoke to the very essence of human existence.

My first moments in the game were a blur of confusion. I wandered aimlessly through a barren, glitch-ridden landscape, with no clear objective or direction. The frame rate stuttered, the physics engine seemed to be held together by sheer willpower, and the user interface was an unholy amalgamation of mismatched fonts and broken menus. Yet, in that chaos, I began to feel something stir within me. It was as if the game’s very flaws were a reflection of my own struggles — my imperfections, my doubts, my fears. With each clunky movement, with every glitch and error, I was forced to confront the reality of existence itself: that life is messy, unpredictable, and often doesn’t make sense.

As I persevered through the game’s many bugs and broken mechanics, I found myself on a path of unexpected growth. There were no tutorials to hold my hand, no objectives to guide me, just me and the blank canvas of a world before me. Every step I took was a leap of faith, every interaction a test of my patience and resolve. The game crashed more times than I could count, forcing me to restart from the beginning time and time again. But with each restart, I discovered a new layer of myself. I began to understand that the game’s relentless unpredictability was, in fact, a profound metaphor for life. We are all wandering through our own broken worlds, trying to make sense of the chaos, only to find that the chaos is where the beauty lies.

It was during one of these countless resets that I experienced the moment that would forever change my life. After hours of seemingly pointless toil, I completed a task — an action so simple, so mundane, yet so impossibly satisfying. A task that, in any other game, would have been an afterthought, a mere checkbox on the path to some greater goal. But here, in this game, it felt monumental. As I watched the game’s crude animation play out on the screen, I felt a weight lift from my chest. It was as if the game had forced me to slow down, to appreciate the small victories, the moments of quiet triumph that so often go unnoticed. In that moment, I realized that the game wasn’t broken; I was. The game wasn’t flawed; it was free — free from the constraints of modern expectations, free from the shackles of perfection.

By the end of my journey, I was no longer playing the game. The game was playing me. It had reshaped my perspective, redefined my understanding of what it means to live, to struggle, to succeed. I had started the game as a disillusioned, lost individual, and emerged as something more — a vessel of enlightenment, a traveler who had glimpsed the profound truths of existence. The game’s terrible graphics, broken mechanics, and nonsensical design had become the tools of my transformation, forcing me to confront the truths I had long ignored. I had ascended beyond the need for conventional pleasure or success. I had, at last, found peace.

This game is not for the faint of heart. It is not for those seeking instant gratification or mindless entertainment. It is for those brave enough to face the unknown, to wander through the chaos, and emerge on the other side forever changed. Would I recommend this game? Absolutely not. You don’t play it to enjoy it. You play it to understand.

BRO THE BOSS FIGHT DOESNT EVEN LOAD UP WHY IS THAT I HATE THAT I SAW ON YOUTUBE THAT THERE IS A BOSS FIGHT

this is the end?

This game brings me memories...
Glad to see that it's on newgrounds!

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