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Everything's Terrible

rated 2.99 / 5 stars
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Feb 10, 2014 | 3:34 AM EST

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Hey Newgrounds. Everything's Terrible is a jetpacking platforming game, full of terrible things like missiles and fire pits and electrical arcs, all of which (predictably) kill you. Is everything terrible? This game will answer that question. Spoiler: everything is terrible.

But is it really?

Yes, the answer is still yes.

Okay, 20 levels, I'd say things get difficult about level 8 and then reaaally tricky about level 16. Good luck.

Thanks to Clickteam for sponsoring the game.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

You reached the teleporter! Maybe it will take you to a monetization scheme that's less terrible?

I like the concept, but the ads are terrible, the physics are terrible, and the restart action is terrible.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not a big fan of how shaky the screen is sometimes, and it already froze on me as I completed level 2.

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Say thanks to your penetrate ads. I won't click at them and even if you force me to view them: I only will downrate your game. The mechanics are well..., but you lost 4.5 stars because of the other thing. Maybe next time.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad. Gameplay is fairly smooth, though the jetpack seems a tad weak. Like MthS, I wish there was some kind of death animation. Right now it just seems... unsatisfying. Also, the game should reset automatically without having to press enter each time you die.

And finally, I stopped once I ran into a pop-up. That's annoying. Ads are fine, but try to include them in a less invasive way.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

No death animation, which is pretty lame, but I'm mad about these in-game ads.