hilarious!

A lot of wildlife in that course couldn't enjoy a relaxing game :(

well, the owl had a headache because my golf ball whacked his stupid ass in the head. he hooted when i started my downswing. he had it coming. the squirrel wouldn't stop chattering when i was puttin so i threw my club at him. he had it coming. the snake choked on a ball because he was stupid. Evolution of the fittest my friend. The deer is currently in my freezer awaiting dinner in a few weeks. they taste delicious.
as far as the game goes, text based sports games take the fun out of playing the game. I didn't finish the first hole, didn't enjoy it, didn't really like it. wish i could get these 2 mins back, but i can't. oh well, time to ground more fertilizer into the precious earth and whack some more animals.
1/5, 1 star.

Eigh....

Nice game!