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What I Hate About The Clu

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Everything I hate about the late night prowl of going out to the dance club. It never works out the way you want it to does it!?

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fuck me nailed it except for the white guy thing.. No black people here, maybe asians.. but that just makes me special in a sea of yellow.

Ok, a few things: First off, I would like to say that I really like your comedic style. It's just fantastic...reminds me of this one comedian whose name escapes me right now. Secondly, the animation and drawing ability you're putting out is also fan-freakin-tastic!

It's Brian Regan, btw...just look up his bit about the cup of dirt and you'll be rolling, I'm 98% sure of it. AND ALSO!!! Do you work with Swoozie by chance? Because the dude at 1:19 totally looked like him in any of his animated videos. At any rate, keep doing what you're doing because you're doing a very good job at it and I wish you the best in your future projects! :D

yeah the club can be kinda weird, scary lol, unless u are just totally drunk then u are like immune to everything lol u are in your own world.

Basically the whole point of this flash is "white men are bumbling idiots. White girls are spooks' trophies&whores."
The end.
That's it, there's no joke only insult.
This guy reminds me of a Gran Torino scene; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdIKlXl3ZA

Had enough of that cold white soup of pathetic defeatism yet?

I think what Lou was trying to say is there's a reason these skanks go home with the douche. They're not looking for a relationship, they're not looking for people to admire their personality, that's why the loud music, and the alcohol, and the dancing: how do you get to know people like that? It's all vanity. They go home with the douchebag, cause he's gonna fuck her, she's gonna forget about the boyfriend that broke her heart, she'll get syphilis, and we all laugh at her for being a dumb skank. I've been to a couple of parties and clubs. Never got the hang of them.

Just in case, I REALLY doubt anyone actually ever married someone they met at a club, 'less they were drunk when they did it. Next time, if ever, that you go to a club, just sit there and look around. Seriously. Just look around, and act like you're the baddest motherfucker in the place. When a girl walks up to you and says hi, make eye-contact with her for the most excruciating 4 seconds of her life while maintaining a serious face and tell her ".... I just farted" and walk away. Now THAT'S how you have fun at a club.