As the Lead TPS Collation Technician at Greyson Mining Corp, Arthur Stone is happy just getting on with his work and clocking a nine-to-five. Until one fateful day when aliens take over and make a change to the employee procedure manual that sparks fury within Arthur: Moustaches are banned.

Unwilling to part with part with his moustache - his oldest and dearest friend, Arthur decides the time has come to quit. Unfortunately, quitting is also banned. To escape the grey walls, TPS reports and Hawaiian shirt Fridays, Arthur must pass through the many dangerous levels of his office, none of which would pass health and safety standards.

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