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I Quit! Must Dash!

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Junior Assistant 5 Points

Completed the Normal levels

Middle Manager 5 Points

Completed the Hard levels

Project Manager 5 Points

Created and saved a custom level

Executive 10 Points

Completed the Insane levels

Completionist 25 Points

Achieved 100% completion across all levels

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Author Comments

As the Lead TPS Collation Technician at Greyson Mining Corp, Arthur Stone is happy just getting on with his work and clocking a nine-to-five. Until one fateful day when aliens take over and make a change to the employee procedure manual that sparks fury within Arthur: Moustaches are banned.

Unwilling to part with part with his moustache - his oldest and dearest friend, Arthur decides the time has come to quit. Unfortunately, quitting is also banned. To escape the grey walls, TPS reports and Hawaiian shirt Fridays, Arthur must pass through the many dangerous levels of his office, none of which would pass health and safety standards.

Thanks to Newgrounds for the front-page feature and generally being awesome!

Also...If you make a level in the editor that you're proud of, SEND ME THE LINK because I'd love to play it!

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Great game! 5 STARS :D

Nice game 5**

This building has some really dangerous hazardous health violations.

Esta bien chido!!!!

Great game, based on great ideas, but there is something alienating in it when the Insane levels arrive. It's trial and error with memory and reflexes, it gets pretty frustrating after a while. Great for everything else !