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The Spandex Parable

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At the end of this game is the most lewd, gratuitous sex scene you’ll ever see in a video game. The developers spent most of their time making it as salacious and graphic as possible. None of this Bioware stuff– where you don’t get to see anything, and you have awkward animation clipping– no. This will be the real deal. Oh, I can’t wait!

The Spandex Parable was created for the What Would Molydeux Jam 2012. The game is based around the Molydeux tweet:

“You know, what if the aim of the game was to resist actually completing it? That kept me up all night yesterday. “

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what a bad game

Great sex scene,made me cum so hard i came on my own face

That was so erotic and sexy! Good job on the animation the backgrounds could be better. Seriously dough this is better than rego porn! if you know what I mean ;)

Nice. Pretty good game. It was interesting, funny, and I liked the ending. I think Molyneux has just won a little bit of my respect.

Upon hearing the fitting voice I found it very fun to drag it out to the end. I may not know what is behind the door, but it was worth playing for sure for the funny dialogue.