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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
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Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
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Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I had high expectations thanks to the old video, but the jumping is really annoying, I had to find out triple jumping was actually a thing that could exist by accident. Also, either I'm absolutely horrible at the game or the green ghost is ridiculous, the ghosts don't hide fast enough when I face them to actually time anything, but maybe that's because I'm used to Nintendo's fast acting Boos and I now have to get used to a ghost who can kill me in the middle of the door opening animation. Not to mention some unknown hitboxes on the spinny spikeys, landing on the zombie when I respawn, having the ghosts be transparent on top of me so that I can't leave without getting hit, etc. But I saw a gif of bouncing boobs censored so I came here to see the full experience... I don't even know if it's still worth it. The .5 after the two is because I'm taking into account I might just plain suck at this game.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This is not a regular mario-type game, where you deal with certain enemies in certain ways, or just on platforms/get power-ups to progress through the level, giving different ways to complete the mission. This is one puzzle, a small trial-and-error game where each room poses a specific problem to overcome. Don't expect to beat it within the first twenty or so tries.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It's okay, and everything, but I personally have a huge amount of trouble reconciling a game that doesn't have volume controls, let alone one without a pause function of any kind. I don't think I'll be able to get over that, but...Oh well, I guess.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

These ghosts completely kill the game playability. If the hero was faster at least...


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

.. i would have played it but.. i'm on a azerty keyboard, so with this control scheme.. just impossible. i had a lot of problem to even do a slide. Sorry but no.

deathink responds:

Aw man... sorry dude :(