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Asslevania: SOTB

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Welcome to Asslevania!

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Reach level 2.

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Don't skip the intro.

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Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

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Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

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Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

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What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

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Welcome back!

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FOREVER ALONE!

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Watch the whole ending.

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Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

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Check out RicePirate's page.

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Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

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Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

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Reach level 3

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Reach level 4.

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Find Alucard.

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It takes a lick'n...

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...and keeps on whip'n.

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Get a little head.

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Eat a pork chop!

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Beat a TIME TRIAL

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Find the 1st hidden song.

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Thats where I left that!

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Never alone...

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Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

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Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

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Beat Dracula!

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Reach level 5.

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Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/704139/preview

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

THANK YOU RICEPIRATE JOHNNYUTAH and SEXUAL-LOBSTER <3

CONTROLS----------------------------------------------------------------
MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
USE WHIP: X Key
JUMP: Up Arrow key
HOLY CROSS: Z Key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.

Reviews


Am I the only person experiencing this?

When I try to play the game, the input controls are all screwed up. My character just moves around like he has a mind of his own. I'm on IE, so that's probably part of it, but my Firefox won't connect to the internet lately.

Anyway, it looked fun, and the intro is funny, but when your character slides all over the damn place like he just found out baseball was invented or throws all of his crosses in the first five seconds, well that sort of sucks.


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This game had a lot of potential. The game itself is solid. Learn the mechanics and get a little farther each time. It definitely appealed to the Castlevania fan in me. And then the rest of the game happened.

No checkpoints in the slightest, a confusing leveling system where I seem to randomly level up once every ten deaths, unkillable ghost enemies that react strange and essentially ruin the entire game, incredibly slow movement speed, and no upgrades make this a poor mock of what Castlevania is. Even the original Castlevanias were easier and more fun.

Also, making me go through the same area fifty times in a row to increase play time does not make me want to play the game. Hell Dark Souls is one of the hardest games out there and it at least has an okay checkpoint system. This could've been pretty great but it falls flat quickly


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deathink responds:

There is a check point, but it takes a little thinking to figure out. Other than that I didn't think a game that was only 3 mins long really needed much more check points than that. Anyway, thanks for the review. And I would stay away from real mode if cupcake mode game you any trouble.




I'm sorry but this is unplayable with the ghosts. The music is cool the art is great. It actually made me try and try again. Remove the ghosts and this game becomes playable.


deathink responds:

Okay , its a little less hard now :) I made an update.


Bewbs. Rice pirate song.

It is a short game, but who wants to replay the first half of rooms that are no fun, such as everything until it gets to the mario-style ghosts.


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Nov 7, 2013
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Action - Platformer - Other
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