Asslevania: SOTB

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Welcome to Asslevania!

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Reach level 2.

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Don't skip the intro.

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Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

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What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

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Watch the whole ending.

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Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

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Reach level 3

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Find Alucard.

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It takes a lick'n...

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...and keeps on whip'n.

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Get a little head.

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Eat a pork chop!

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Find the 1st hidden song.

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Thats where I left that!

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Never alone...

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Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

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Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

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Beat Dracula!

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Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.


I just finished cupcake mode and time trial, and I have to say that I enjoyed this game. First off, It was difficult, which is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the castlevania series. Well, at least the first game. It was difficult in both a good and a bad way. The restrictions of the character's movements together with the layout of the castle made it hard to forge on ahead without planning your moves beforehand. That is, when you aren't thrown into a piston right after you dash into the next room, or into Dracula himself, right after a cutscene. Dying because you can't see into the future is not an enjoyable experience, but It can be appreciated as a nod to the era where 4 hours of gameplay could be stretched into 4 months of trying, dying and crying. At least ironically. I also enjoyed the jibes at the castlevania series as a whole. For instance, everywhere you go you are assaulted by invisible walls, which I presume are a reference to the nonlinear nature of the metroidvania games. There was a wall chicken (sadly inside a painting) but I'm dissapointed that there were no unfairly placed stairs with enemies next to them that made it impossible to pass without taking damage.

The game was simply a joy to speedrun. The dash mechanic made it feel so good to zoom through the level, and unfair obstacles weren't really a problem since you're expected to memorize the layout in a speed run.

All in all, I loved it, but the artificial difficulty was a problem for me. I mean, taking away all but one of my hearts and expecting me to beat Dracula? That's reaching the meatboy simon says boss in hell levels of frustration.

Ps. What is up with the tower on the right path, the one you can take before reaching Dracula? The tower is just empty.

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deathink responds:

Hey man, thanks for the review. I am really glad you enjoyed the game and all its subtle Homages. I really did mean this as a speed run type of game. Pt 2 will be vary none linear (that part is built already) and will be much more an exploration type of game. Oh and that one town my not be completely empty... hint hint.

I don't know what was going on but sometimes it was slow and sometimes it was fast? Either way, wish I had another heart or two lol maybe I should be sober when playing this. I couldn't get past the third room with the flying bitch heads lululul OH! and maybe some subtitles? Mah speakers arg broke!

(Luckily, I managed to find the egg eater to change the game music to the music of Castlevania)

Well, in general is very good. I liked the music and especially the graphics.

However, you should reset these controls. You should by "WASD" and not "A + right and left" Another thing, you should create a menu showing the controls. It took me a long time to realize that in the description, say how to make a slide :L

Btw, a pause button would be great.


deathink responds:

Yeah I just fixed them controls, and it does say how to slide right in the begining tips, but I guess some people missed that. Thanks for your review :D

Awesome idea, but didn't like it that much, even though I love Castlevania.

No mute button and a bug, when you walk through a door while attacking. What's the deal with leveling anyway, except for minor health?

very hard to review this one, its decent but something seems off putting...

The ghosts tbh should not be invincible, horrible decision, you can get past that but then the game simply asks for far more precision then it should be, I'm ok with it having platforming but something seems sooo off about the jumping mechanic it seems like to get the most out of your jump you have to hold the button but the problem is as soon as you reach the maximum of the jump you immediately begin descent so you have to have some epic timing to get the max out of all 3 of your possible jumps.

Why can't you use the boomerangs on the final bosses boobs? That makes no sense, it deviates so hard from the norm I honestly couldn't figure out how to damage the final form because nothing happened when I threw the cross at her boobs... I'm complaining about throwing crosses not effecting Dracula's boobs again aren't I... geez thats what.... the third time this week?

overall its decent but could use a lot of polish

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Credits & Info

4.10 / 5.00

Nov 7, 2013
12:17 PM EST
Action - Platformer - Other