Asslevania: SOTB

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Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

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Reach level 2.

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Don't skip the intro.

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Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

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Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

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Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

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What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

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Welcome back!

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Watch the whole ending.

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Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

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Check out RicePirate's page.

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Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

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Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

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Reach level 4.

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Find Alucard.

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It takes a lick'n...

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...and keeps on whip'n.

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Get a little head.

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Eat a pork chop!

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Find the 1st hidden song.

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Thats where I left that!

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Never alone...

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Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

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Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

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Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points


Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.


the game's great and makes a nice parody of castlevania, but I have one problem....how am I supposed to reach lvl 5?I mean, I've collected a lot of stars and all, still coudn't reach there. I'm gonna put my hopes that this isn't a troll :P

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This was fun I wanted to try to get all the medals but I don't have a twitter.

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Love the game, i gotta say. Music's phenomenal, graphics are comedic, voice acting is awesome. Though my only complaint is the first green ghost. Kinda a dick move. He moves to fast to be spawning right next to you and with the big room you can fall and the spinning dick pillars it's pretty hard to get past. Other than that, it's a great game with a great sense of humor.

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it was a really good game. i sorta loved the fact that dracula transforms into a hot nude chick at the final boss battle. i also like the voice of johnny and the thing he said from the start of the game to the end. keep up the good work

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Great game, the Dracula fight escalated quickly but still good! Some medals were weird to come by, stil llacking 13 and 14 (buffalo diarrhea and Alucard, if anyone got them let me know! :D ) Real mode seems far too difficult so Ima stop trying that ;D. Also, I found some icon thing like every secret in the game but you can't reach it. It's to the left of the Dracula painting in the hallway with the first orange ghost, when you send a cross through the green gate. Any ideas to removes those gates/walls whatever they are? Still overall great, and level 5 just takes a LOT of killing :D

deathink responds:

The walls were going to be removable in the sequel. You can get that item though. use your whip!

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Credits & Info

4.10 / 5.00

Nov 7, 2013
12:17 PM EST
Action - Platformer - Other