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Asslevania: SOTB

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Welcome to Asslevania!

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Reach level 2.

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Don't skip the intro.

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Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

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Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

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Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

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What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

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Welcome back!

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Watch the whole ending.

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Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

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Check out RicePirate's page.

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Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

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Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

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Reach level 3

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Reach level 4.

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Find Alucard.

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It takes a lick'n...

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...and keeps on whip'n.

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Get a little head.

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Eat a pork chop!

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Find the 1st hidden song.

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Thats where I left that!

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Never alone...

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Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

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Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

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Beat Dracula!

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Reach level 5.

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Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.


i dont like to begin since beginning when i die !!!

dam makes me want to play Castlevania again

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I r8 8/8 m8.

deathink responds:


Exactly what I would expect from a sexuallobster video game. I fired all the crosses at the naked lady form of dracula (chocula heh heh) before discovering that you're supposed to whip her breasts. Great. Well. So I did that.

Frigging slimer. Die slimer. I'd really like to kill slimer but alas, you can't kill the ghosts.

Oh good grief. I see now why cupcake mode is called cupcake mode. How the hell could it be possible to do it in "real" mode, all on one heart. Taking damage at least against Slimer is completely unavoidable. Slimer is just too damn fast. Eh, enough of this. I won it, albeit on cupcake mode, I don't need to spend any more time on it. It's the sort of "play once and never again" sort of thing. Some things, are good or ok, but only if you do it once. This is one of them. Like a mystery. It's no good watching or reading a mystery a second time, no matter how good it was. So I give it 4 stars. But all the same, I'm done with this shit.

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deathink responds:

It's tough beating it on real mode, but man when you do, you will feel like you are on top of the world.

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