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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

this is to hard kus the ghostes Blocks of the way and even when its invisebal it still hits you.

you should make the ghost like only can hit you when its visibal kus then you be able to og through it when its invisebal

also you should make the jumping better kus it sucks


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am a huge Castlevania fan, and this is absolutely hilarious and fun.
And what makes it that much better is the fact that some of my favorite artists here contributed to making this gem.
Anyway, I'm having trouble getting medal #7 because I'm already following you on NG, so the medal doesn't pop up...
Other than that, this is an amazing collaboration and a welcome abomination to the Castlevania franchise!

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

i was hoping there would be a cheakpoint after reaching Alucard... of course not. the controls are sticky the layout is unforgiving, overall, id rather just watch the cutscenes on youtube for that glorious Johnny utah humor

fuck this
tip to those who bother; as soon as the game starts jump three times

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

-So, as a hardcore Castlevania fan, this is like, THE best throwback to the originals. I absolutely love it XD I especially love all the jokes that are included, with Dracula's portrait the most. :3
-I also love the RicePirate song that is hidden away.
-But I still cant find medals 12 and 15, and I searched high and low. Any trick to help?
Also, for real mode, so close but so far :< I died on Dracula's final form. Hardest rooms though are the orange ghost and 2 spinning spikes, and green ghost with spinning spikes. Loving the difficulty
-As a tip for Real mode for others, take/bide your time, know when to dash, and memorize the animations of dracula. Subtle hints make the difference ;D

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Bewbs. Rice pirate song.

It is a short game, but who wants to replay the first half of rooms that are no fun, such as everything until it gets to the mario-style ghosts.

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