Asslevania: SOTB

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Welcome to Asslevania!

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Reach level 2.

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Don't skip the intro.

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Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

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Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

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Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

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What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

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Welcome back!

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Watch the whole ending.

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Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

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Check out RicePirate's page.

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Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

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Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

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Reach level 3

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Reach level 4.

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Find Alucard.

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It takes a lick'n...

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...and keeps on whip'n.

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Get a little head.

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Eat a pork chop!

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Find the 1st hidden song.

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Thats where I left that!

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Never alone...

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Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

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Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

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Beat Dracula!

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Reach level 5.

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Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.


Sigh... this game has so much potential. Yet it is just plain broken.

You push the left arrow key to attack. The ghosts are impossible to kill. You walk into the next area and immediately fall into a crusher. The music gives the feeling of wading through a pool of syrup, and your character moves slower than if he really was wading through syrup. On top of that, the game has nothing to do with the original Flash animation, which I really liked, by the way, so got my hopes up for nothing. On top of THAT, there are no checkpoints, so if you screw up, you have to start all the way from the beginning. On top of THAT, the game DOES NOT SAVE. Sure, you can start the game off from the level you just reached, but if you take a break and close the window, it brings you back down to LEVEL ONE.

This could have been an awesome game, if it weren't so horribly made.

deathink responds:

Okay , its a little less hard now :) I made an update.

Fun, and a bit frustrating. Some of the achievements seemed glitched though unless the Rice Pirate song isn't the way to get Medal_10 after activating it at the Green Ghosty Door thingy. No idea how to get Never Alone though. I let the ghost go up to me, I tried going back one screen with it to get it some friends, and I even tried to dodge it which is what I just do now every play through since the audio for that part literally hurts my ears. I couldn't figure out what to do at the last Green door though, nor could I find any hidden goodies in the upper right room that literally led to no where. Speaking of those ghosts they felt a bit too fast. If they were an omage to Mario's boo's it definitely felt very similar if not much more deadly because of how over powered their speed were compared to the slow boo's in Mario. xD Thanks for making this game though! Had a lot of fun playing it.

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It doesn't seem like a lot of people have actually played Castlevania, or even seen it, or heard about it... This plays pretty much exactly like the early Castlevania games, controls included, and all the platforming is very precise and polished, which is absolutely critical for these kinds of hard, old school platformers.

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Cool idea making a game based on the Asslevania flash animation, but I don't think it was executed all that well. Sure, the graphics and backrounds look pretty cool and it has some well known Newgrounds users involved, but I don't think that's quite enough to do it justice. Controls are a main reason for this. The jumping is so awkward and reaching certain platforms is such a pain in the ass. I also think there needs to be a bit more of a life bar for Johnny Belmont. Screen transitions need to be polished a bit as well considering I died accidentally once becuase I was moving to the left in one screen and died because I walked into a trap in the next screen. Other than that, this is pretty cool.

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Pretty good, I mean, I gave it four stars because castlevania was pretty boring for me, but you definitely put the main points, (especially the jump and swing one) and was pretty funny.

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Credits & Info

4.10 / 5.00

Nov 7, 2013
12:17 PM EST
Action - Platformer - Other