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Asslevania: SOTB

rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Nov 7, 2013 | 12:17 PM EST

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Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Author Comments

::UPDATE:: SUPER CUPCAKE MODE! Arrow key moment, check points, and general nerfing all around. Enjoy! For those manly enough to miss the old version. I am going to keep a copy of it here for a little while.

"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!


MOVEMENT: Arrow Keys
JUMP: Up Arrow key
SLIDE: Down Arrow Key
SLIDE JUMP: Press Jump while sliding.

TIME TRIAL AND REAL MODE--------------------------------------
These mode will unlock after you beat the game on cupcake mode.

LEVELING UP-----------------------------------------------------------
Collect start to level up Johnny Belmont.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty decent. I'm still stuck in the room with the green ghost and the two spinning blades, but if this is like any other style of old game, its trial and error. That ghost is nasty, but im determined to get past it. I dont think the section is about jumping the platforms to be honest.

It's a decent time waster and i like that you have a star cast of voice actors too, but perhaps the jokes could be a little better written out? I like its voiced, but the jokes seem a little to forced tbh, i know that sexual lobster is a little more fluent in his humor so maybe its just the few lines i've heard so far.

My only issues are with the movement system and enemy response time. It moves to slow to have a blur effect, response time for the ghosts, especially the green ghost, is just teeny bit to slow, i couldn't hit him with the flail either, but other than that, its a great game. Just a little critcism, compared to most games i've reviewed in the past.

Great job mate.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good, butt too short. I thought that you'd be able to unlock the areas behind the semitransparent walls, unless I missed something?

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deathink responds:

you will be able to in part 2 :)


Rated 2 / 5 stars

For the love of god the green ghost is impossible to get by, not to mention getting hit once by him on that level knocks you down into a near inescapable hole, at which point he quickly flies down and hits you several times.

deathink responds:

The secret to getting by that guy is NOT to move as fast as you can... but to take your time. Move slowly and when there is an opening spring on it.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I had high expectations thanks to the old video, but the jumping is really annoying, I had to find out triple jumping was actually a thing that could exist by accident. Also, either I'm absolutely horrible at the game or the green ghost is ridiculous, the ghosts don't hide fast enough when I face them to actually time anything, but maybe that's because I'm used to Nintendo's fast acting Boos and I now have to get used to a ghost who can kill me in the middle of the door opening animation. Not to mention some unknown hitboxes on the spinny spikeys, landing on the zombie when I respawn, having the ghosts be transparent on top of me so that I can't leave without getting hit, etc. But I saw a gif of bouncing boobs censored so I came here to see the full experience... I don't even know if it's still worth it. The .5 after the two is because I'm taking into account I might just plain suck at this game.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

Horrible controls, like another reviewer said. The spinning blades of death are near impossible to avoid with some jumps.

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deathink responds:

There is only one place the spinning blades might seem tough, but instead of going over them, you can try to go under them :)