Theft Punk

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Theft Punk is a challenging top-down puzzle game spiced with the retro jazzy atmosphere. The main character is a silly little robber on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the city, and by the end of the game he will steal your heart as well. Stick with this charming bad guy to the end of his journey to discover the unexpected twist to his story.

In this easy to pick up, hard to master game you'll find 30 unique levels divided into 5 different locations, each bringing new game features; polished sounds and graphics; smooth jazz music and humorous outro.


Its a great game! Good graphics, easy instructions, challenging levels, it was really fun! ^^

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as I sat here in nothing but underwear that hasn't been washed in a week
I wasnt prepared for the pleasure that this game was about to cause
My huge masculinity began to bulge in my pants as I began to play, my pants became so tight that I was forced to unleash the first few feet of my enormous shaft
The pulsations became more and more powerful
eventually they became too much
I throbbed one last time and then in a blindingly hot explosion of pleasure I erupted and destroyed a 3 mile radius around me

Adorable graphics, easy instructions, and fun game play. The game is designed so if one is looking for a delightful puzzle to get their brain going, they'll feel clever without feeling like their brain's been rung out. And the clean adorable graphics are also nice, it's harder to design characters and environments than people think. Great work.

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newgrounds badges would be FAB, but still... cute adorable game. no problems here. EXCEPT sometimes a cabinet? will stick on the screen, making you think yo uahve one more suddenly. But it's a phantom prim and oyu just pass through it. ;) an artifact, i guess- I dunno waht ot call those, I'm not a programmer.. only was able to learn a bit of QBasic, which is VERY DEAD and it was a long while ago, so... fix that? or not... maybe leave it in for some funny spice. it kinda works and adds to the mood in a funny kind of way.

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3.68 / 5.00

Oct 25, 2013
5:23 PM EDT
Puzzles - Sliding
  • Daily 4th Place October 26, 2013