Theft Punk

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Theft Punk is a challenging top-down puzzle game spiced with the retro jazzy atmosphere. The main character is a silly little robber on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the city, and by the end of the game he will steal your heart as well. Stick with this charming bad guy to the end of his journey to discover the unexpected twist to his story.

In this easy to pick up, hard to master game you'll find 30 unique levels divided into 5 different locations, each bringing new game features; polished sounds and graphics; smooth jazz music and humorous outro.


its okay,but you made me mad,i thought this would be a spoof of daft punk >:C

stupid i can't even get one single diamond in the first damn level

as I sat here in nothing but underwear that hasn't been washed in a week
I wasnt prepared for the pleasure that this game was about to cause
My huge masculinity began to bulge in my pants as I began to play, my pants became so tight that I was forced to unleash the first few feet of my enormous shaft
The pulsations became more and more powerful
eventually they became too much
I throbbed one last time and then in a blindingly hot explosion of pleasure I erupted and destroyed a 3 mile radius around me

Haha, that victory animation! I love the colors in this game, how it's all without outlines, bright and clear and dreamy somehow. The game itself is pretty clever, like a variant of Boxxle where you don't actually move things but just pick them up. It starts off simple.. but gets pretty complex after a while. Nice work! Would be much more rewarding with medals though. :)


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Its a great game! Good graphics, easy instructions, challenging levels, it was really fun! ^^

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3.68 / 5.00

Oct 25, 2013
5:23 PM EDT
Puzzles - Sliding
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