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The Hotel

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Aug 10, 2013 | 11:13 PM EDT

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You find yourself in a hotel lobby. The lights are out and no one is there. Navigate the hotel and solve text puzzles to witness the end.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

After playing Big Rigs , I didn't think that games could get any better. That was until I clicked on The Hotel. If Nicholas Cage and Justin Bieber made a beautiful, disabled baby, it's name would be Big Rigs. This game did more than just keep me entertained. It touched me in a way that only my creepy uncle has jerked me off before. I've decided to devote my life to The Hotel and am starting a my own fan club for the game. Let's talk about the art style first. The amazing shape tweens and repetitive eye animations kept me wanting to watch again and again so that I could memorize it. The message to compete against was unbelievable, and was so tricky and smart that it made me cry deeply. I played the movie so many times, that I was able to hit 2 billion miles in just over ten minutes after this was published.!!! The graphics are also astonishing. You feel like your actually observing a penis have a child thanks to the beautiful textures!!! Play this game right now if you want to be blown away by a work of art thousands of years ahead of it's time.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

you press q to fight back and its way to short


Rated 3 / 5 stars

how do you fight back?


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game, needs to be a bit longer. I was hoping I could go back to the second floor and do something.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

An original game so I do like it! However it is very simple and could use a bit more work. Besides that great game overall.