I get what you were going for with this, of course. It's just not very fun. As a piece of satire, though, spot-on. This is about the perfect summary of what Capcom has been doing, lately.
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Control to shoot
Space to jump
no weak spot on boss=unbeatabule game 0 stars
pajero
NEVER PLAY THIS PIECE OF CRAP, EVER!
your art and music are something i can get behind. but i think that your difficulty curve is a touch in the red, this is only slightly easier then Mega Man NES. tepicly i try to be a bit more en depth with my reviews but just like when i played Mega Man Unleashed i seem to have hit a wall. sorry.