animation of character: nonexistent and therefore horrible
any visual effect to indicate that monsters actuall damage you: not present
background and foreground being graphically distinct allowing for smooth play and platforming: nope
platforming being smooth and tight so you don't just kind of move through corners and fall: absolutely not. nope.
allowing for moving through doorways while still moving: nope. incredibly annoying
not forcing you to take damage to get across a gap: nope. it does force you to do that
distinct edges of rooms so you can tell if edge is a wall or just a continuation to next screen: nope. lacking that
text not flashing too briefly to read when walking by stroller: chec- nope. not check. it does. wow.
idiot ending: check.
well you got some. you missed some. unfortunately all the ones you got were flaws.. and all the ones you missed weren't.
have a nice day.. oh and p.s. never make a game again.