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I wanna be the douche

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Sometimes I'm a true asshole.

Space to Jump.


Really funny game, people dunno how to take a jokesie.

better than sex

Locomotivator responds:

Damn your sex is that bad?

It's not the game that pisses me off, it's the attitude of the uploader that does. He's over there calling someone a bitch because he can't take criticism. And for you to actually say you've beaten it makes you look like a fucking tool. No one fucking cares what you done. You made it, so your completion status doesn't fucking matter.

But yeah, it took me a few hundred deaths to realize it was a rage game. Nice character sprite by the way. Certainly would love to see something like that used in a real flash game by you.

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Locomotivator responds:

You don't like my attitude? Good that makes me very happy.

You guys know it's meant to piss people off right? It's called "I wanna be the douche", an obvious reference to the hardest game ever, "I Wanna Be The Guy". The background is a picture of the beach, and it looks like it was made as a project in the 90s. It's just a rage game, so why is everyone bashing so hard on it?

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Locomotivator responds:

See people, even Hitler agrees with me and he is a smart fellow.


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Credits & Info

0.97 / 5.00

Jul 26, 2013
9:23 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle