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DATINGSIMPOCALYPSE 2013

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A simple parody of the dating sim genre in which you simply can't win.
Try to get all four special endings and "successfully romance" all three characters!

changelog:
version 1.02: changed title screen
version 1.01: fixed a weird actionscripty bug!!!
version 1.0: the Game

all sounds used:
BIRTHDAY IN THE T ZONE by Frank Haught
Raped By Clowns (loop) by Falonefal
Parade by Susumu Hirasawa
Justin Biebr by Belzebass
Crawling by Vitamin String Quartet
Crawling by Linkin Park
Nobody Cares by Octopimp
YO SKRILL DO THE HARLEM SHAKE by PISS SPEARS
BWWWWOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG.mp3

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let me FUCKING PLAY!!

The worst part of this game is knowing that I'll never get to be with Broderick in real life.

Heh, got with Brianna first try, this game's to easy.

MY EYES
IT HURTS

I played this game
I got feels for my mind
I got feels for my stalker
I got feels for my bro
I got onto a coma
I got a dark path
I got bromance
I made this review
I thinked about what I'm doing with my life
I wasted 4 days playing this
I got epilepsy
But I don't dated anyone yet

16/10 would play again

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Score
4.19 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 22, 2013
3:00 PM EDT