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Ostrich Hippo Jesus Movie

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Jul 19, 2013 | 1:34 PM EDT

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"Ostrich, Hippo & Jesus on Grass: Tha Moovy!"
Release: Summer 2004
Length: 53 mins.
Long, long ago in a far away land there lived an Ostrich, a Hippo, and a Jesus. All day every day they stood in the grass and did absolutely nothing -- Until the all-knowing Grand Wizard sends them on a quest to Cake-Mix Mountain to stop the evil Mr. T from forcing his people to smell like B.O. and fried chicken. So grab your purse, candies, and little red wagon and join the fearless trio in the adventure of an ostrich's life-time.

Based on the comic book series I created in 2003.

This movie will probably be much more enjoyable for you if you're on drugs. I've never tried it, but I can only imagine. I like to think this is the worst movie ever made. That was one of the main purposes of making it. The more people hate this movie the more I enjoy it.

Keep in mind that at the time this was made Flash was much more limited. I encountered numerous bugs due to the crayon textures. It took me about a year to complete. In the beginning I wanted to make it look as crappy as I could but the further it goes the more it looks like 'South Park'.

I wrote this movie my senior year of high school in 2003. I remember writing it when I was supposed to be doing my big English paper. I never did the paper and failed the class but it didn't matter because I didn't need the credits. If you look at the fire in the slumber party scene you can see the face of my high school English teacher.

I learned a lot making this piece of crap movie. I don't regret doing it. It has served its purpose and the writing is true to the comics. Would I do this movie completely differently now days? YES. But I think everyone feels that way about their old work.

I did a full movie commentary on the DVD. It goes over pretty much everything I have to say about it.

- Ryan,



Rated 5 / 5 stars

mashed potatoes. mashed potatoes. mashed potatoes. mashed potatoes.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

you certainly succeeded in your goals for this movie. It is probably the worst movie ever made and it is perfect <3