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Million Dollar Deals for Breakfast 5 Points

get three bullets

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Author Comments

Crawl under a table and try to collect bullets and then shoot back.

Z to reload, X to shoot

I changed the mechanics a little, I think this way is more gamey.

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WTF ?!

*Rage Quits*

This was actually the game that made me sign up for a Newgrounds account almost a year ago (I wanted the medals). I just played it again to get the last medal, and it's still a fun little game. I like the retro graphics, and although I can't understand most of what the guy on the table says, I think it's funny. I read a few reviews saying the game is difficult or the instructions are unclear. The "About" section before you hit "Play" explains the goal and controls of the game, and without spoiling the game, the enemy has a pattern that you can learn that will make sure you don't get shot.

if u make a sequel make it that scene with the fire hose. fun game

I just kept dying randomly and he did not find any bullets what the fuck is this??